The (almost) always clever Maureen Dowd on Obama's Nobel Award

An imagined conversation between Bill Clinton and Bush 43 upon hearing Barack Obama had been awarded the Nobel Peace Prize. An excerpt:

CLINTON: Talk about a fairy tale. This ... is ... just ... wrong! It’s killing me, man. I feel like my head’s explodin’. First I had the vast right-wing conspiracy, and now I have the vast left-wing conspiracy.

W.: I hear ya, 42. As if his head wasn’t big enough. This cat is all cage, no bird. He doesn’t have a clue.

http://www.nytimes.com/2009/10/11/opinion/11dowd.html